Velveeta Dibbs—Waffle Wagon waitress and self-appointed apostle of the gospel of the Waffle (“Every Square Deserves Sweetness”)—is rolling her syrup-sticky sermon into town. Thousands have watched her on Facebook, where she serves up homespun wisdom, outrageous humor, and the occasional unsolicited life advice with a side of hashbrowns.

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Velveeta is the latest creation of award-winning playwright and performer Ann Randolph, whose career has ricocheted from Off-Broadway (SQUEEZE BOX, produced by Mel Brooks & Anne Bancroft) to sold-out runs (LOVELAND, winner of “Best Solo Show” in San Francisco and Los Angeles), to coast-to-coast tours with her live, no-two-nights-the-same experience, Inappropriate in All the Right Ways.

Ann has preached for real—four years of weekly sermons at the Church of the Pacific in Kauai—blending sacred scripture with her signature outrageous humor. She’s been featured on NPR, PBS, and the BBC, and teaches her popular Write Your Life workshops nationwide, helping others bring their own unforgettable stories to the page and the stage.

Come hungry. Leave inspired. And remember—every square deserves sweetness!!